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Every fortnight Dispatches From A Football Sofa features a guest Dispatch from somebody else’s football sofa. Any topic, any story is open to discussion. No match reports, no tactical analysis. Just good old-fashioned yarn-spinning.

So I Married A Football Blogger by Nina Theoharis

Nina Dispatch

It’s the final Wednesday Dispatch, so what better way to bring a cracking season to a conclusion than by handing the Sofa over to someone who sits on it every day. Mrs Theoharis never knew what she was letting herself in for. Let her explain.

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No More Heroes by Ian Rands

Premier League Zoo

There was a time when you could saunter up to your local stadium and you’d know you’d have a fairly good chance of meeting one of your heroes. You might even have a chat with them. A photo. Definitely an autograph. But as the song goes, “something changed”. Ian Rands knows exactly what happened.

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You Say Pep, I Say Pulis by Natasha Henry

Pep n Pulis

It’s all about Pelè’s Beautiful Game and we should all be worshipping at the altar of the Camp Nou right? Not everybody thinks so. Like a Vandal striking at the gates of Rome, Arsenal fan Natasha Henry is here to celebrate the non-aesthetes. Yes, she’s an Arsenal fan.

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Playing Away Or ‘Cheating’ On Manchester United by William Abbs

Athletico Illustration

A new job drove William Abbs into the arms of another club. Is it really possible for a fan to reconcile a love for one team with their feelings for another, or does it all just get a bit too complicated?

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Harry Redknapp Killed My Blog by George Ogier

George illustration

It promised to bring a more varied and original approach to football writing but George Ogier feels the Great Football Blog Boom has gone bust. And he knows just who to blame…

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Roy Race: The Unauthorised Biography by Roger Domeneghetti

Roy Race illustration

It would seem that Dispatches has slipped into the realms of the parallel universe this week. On Sunday, it was Scott Parker as Biggles whilst this Wednesday’s post tells the true-life tale of a very fictitious character. Are you sitting comfortably? Roger Domeneghetti wants to tell you an amazing story…

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The Hidden Perils Of Fantasy Football by Simon Jones

Fantasy Football illustration

What’s ruining football? Manchester City’s ‘moneyball’? John Terry’s foul mouth? The decline of the Big Man up front? Actually, it’s none of the above. Simon Jones reckons it’s something else. His theory is not beyond the realms of fantasy.

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In Defence Of Luis Suarez by Rachael Singh

Suarez illustration

Like him or not, Luis Suarez has been the most talked about and divisive character of the season. I had my say a few weeks ago, but Dispatches is nothing if not fair. As this week the law is under the microscope on here, Liverpool fan Rachael Singh pleads the case for the defence. Take cover.

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The Destruction Of A Forest by Joe Sharratt

Forest illustration

When you think about Nottingham Forest, you think about those glorious moments that Brian Clough brought to the club. Sadly, those memories are rapidly fading. Joe Sharratt continues this week’s theme of mourning the demise of once great football institutions.

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Don’t Mention The Bendtner by Andi Thomas

Bendtner illustration

When asked to name three geniuses, The Office’s David Brent reels off the names “Milligan, Cleese, Everett… Sessions”. Well, Dispatches can now add a fourth member to this comedy unit of gold. And this man resides in the Premier League. Andi Thomas explains…

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Every fortnight Dispatches From A Football Sofa features a guest Dispatch from somebody else’s football sofa. Any topic, any story is open to discussion. No match reports, no tactical analysis. Just good old-fashioned yarn-spinning.