The Media Studies student with a basic knowledge of how audiences consume media texts will tell you all about the famed Hypodermic Needle Model. This was a theory that came into prominence in the 1920s that suggested audiences passively digest information without question. As this era ushered in the use of propaganda by the Soviets and later the Nazis, it was more or less accepted that people could be manipulated into thinking what the ‘powers-that-be’ wanted them to believe.
Playing Away Or ‘Cheating’ On Manchester United by William Abbs
A new job drove William Abbs into the arms of another club. Is it really possible for a fan to reconcile a love for one team with their feelings for another, or does it all just get a bit too complicated?
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El Clasico Arabe by JVA
You’d think the Syrian people would have far more pressing concerns than which of Spain’s Big Two deserve their unbridled support, right? But as one Spanish Canadian found out, football and geopolitics seem to go together quite well. Dispatches is proud to welcome the mysteriously monikered JVA onto the Football Sofa.
A Conspiracy of Dunces
“Sometimes to me it is disgusting to live in this world and have this football world for a living.” – Jose Mourinho
As the Happy Couple performed their much-anticipated nuptials and the world looked on with a sense of either wonderment, pride or sneering indifference (delete where applicable), much more sinister forces were at work behind the highly guarded barricades of Buckingham Palace. The royal family, you see, are not all that they might seem. According to sometime goalkeeper and now quasi-messianic oddball David Icke, the Windsors are in fact part of a shape-shifting reptilian race that controls and feeds on humanity. The sacrificial rituals required to carry on their domination led to the ‘murder’ of Princess Diana and there are grave concerns now for the future of the recently wed Duchess of Cambridge after her investiture.
The Last Shadow Puppets
The television screens of the world were dominated this week, by an aging man railing at unseen forces hell-bent on dislodging him from his seat of power. Underneath his umbrella, (somewhat reminiscent of that pathetically iconic snapshot of Steve McClaren watching helplessly as his England regime dissolved in the Wembley deluge), Colonel Muamar Gaddafi ranted and foamed at the mouth blaming the twin evils of Al-Qaeda and drugs for the unrest engulfing Libya. Puffy-eyed and increasingly deluded, like any other shameless egoist, he doggedly failed to claim any responsibility for his own failings and threatened repercussions, promising to ‘cleanse’ the country of its enemies.
Financial Incentives, Filthy Ambitions (Part 1)
In the first of a two-part World Cup bid special, Dispatches looks at the moral code of the game’s governing body.
What a week! On Monday, I found myself marvelling with child-like excitement at the sheer audacity and breathtaking ability displayed by Barcelona in their beautiful demolition of Real Madrid. I was reminded of how football, when played with such technical skill and outrageous joy, has the ability to be a transcendent and life-affirming pursuit. That’s how good Barcelona are. Such noble and let’s face it, somewhat naïve ideals were brought down to earth with a soul-destroying thud just over forty-eight hours later when FIFA’s executive committee served up two of the most transparently craven and cynical decisions, in awarding the 2018 and 2022 World Cups to Russia and Qatar respectively. I’ve been grappling with an overbearing sense of ennui ever since. Because for some reason, despite all the evidence to suggest otherwise, I still foolishly believed that this game, no matter how hidden beneath the layers of high finance and political chicanery, contained a semblance of humanity and heart. So why do I keep continuing to care?
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Homage To Catalonia
Note: This Dispatch is replete with superlatives. Apologies.
It’s Wednesday, I know. Dispatches comes out on Sundays. But there are some times in life when traditions need to be subverted. What needs to be said couldn’t wait until the end of the week. We’d all be too concerned with the fallout of England’s failed/successful (delete where applicable) bid to host the World Cup. We’d all be salivating at a second virtuoso display in the space of a week from Dimitar Berbatov. Or hailing Ian Holloway’s abrasive style of man-management as his Blackpool team laid a buoyant Manchester United to the sword. Football, like life moves very fast… is it really nearly Christmas?
All Things Must Pass
Let’s put things into perspective. If you were offered a doubling in your wage by a rival employer, wouldn’t you take even the briefest of moments to seriously consider just how much such a proposal could improve your life before responding in the affirmative? Wayne Rooney’s perceived disloyalty to the Manchester United cause has been dissected with a voracious level of intensity over the past week and the never-ending observation that the modern footballer is devoid of integrity and intelligence has been levelled, rightly or wrongly, towards the wayward striker.
Quote of the Week
I knew we’d go far cos we both share the people we hate.
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In Defence Of Luis Suarez by Rachael Singh
February 8, 2012
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What’s The Point Of Scottish Football?
February 19, 2012
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Captain Caveman: The De-evolution of John Terry
March 27, 2011
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Alan Davies Is Here All Week
April 15, 2012
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Liverpool Football Club, 1892 – 2012 – An Obituary
January 22, 2012
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So I Married A Football Blogger by Nina Theoharis
May 16, 2012
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I Hate Tottenham Hotspur: A Confession
May 13, 2012
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Hodgson’s Choice: The Inquisition Of Roy
May 6, 2012
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No More Heroes by Ian Rands
May 2, 2012
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Don’t Believe The Hype
April 29, 2012
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